There are always two…

In the Galaxy Pachydermata . . .

There Are Always Two..

Dark Lords of the Sith: Darth Oxycontis and Darth Perfidious.  But which one is the master and which is the apprentice?

Shudder at will, here.

But wait. . . What if these two are just disciples of the Pachydermid’s Master Dark Lord?

Darth Portentious!

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Then WHO is the apprentice?  If this question doesn’t keep you awake at night you’re not taking enough benzodiazapines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh-oh.

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