Sniffer Report: Revised and Updated:
Cue shrill klaxon. “Detonation in three…two…one…Click…
If you are reading this post from my New York Times comment, “Majority Rule on Health Care Reform,” my guess is you’re madder than a hornet at my criticism of the Republicans, the Republican National Convention led by Michael Steele, and the entire congressional contingent of the GOP.
Sometimes, you write a brilliant, passionate statement, and, well, it doesn’t make it into the comments section of whatever Op-Ed to which you’re replying. So, if you are reading this post, you’re, heavy sigh, just reading this post because you decided to visit Extreme Thinkover. Thanks so much for that! I also appreciate how many of my comments do get published in the New York Times Op-Ed pieces, as well as those by Paul Krugman, and other columnists.
So read what I wrote by clicking here, and then if you are madder than a hornet, etc., the next paragraph will make some degree of sense.
Good. You should be mad. Just not at me. You see, for several months I’ve been following and analyzing the organized opposition to health care reform with a hypothesis. I called it my “radiation sniffer” and even came up with a somewhat tongue-in-cheek image to accompany it:
The Sniffer: Ever vigilant for the tell-tale radiation signature of the nuclear device designed to kill health care reform in one massive blow.
The Opponents were planning to ramp up the rhetoric (little did I know how much shouting, screaming, enraged caterwauling that would really entail), and at some point, detonate the equivalent of a nuclear blast to destroy health care reform once and for all. I’ve called it the “nuclear option.” I assumed the GOP, in league with various elements of Big Medicine had a strategic plan, which was confirmed when Wendall Potter, former Cigna executive, described in detail how they developed and implemented exactly that.
I honestly thought finding evidence for the Nuclear Option would be tougher to ferret out. Silly me. What helped, however, is the proponents of health care reform are actually organized and have their own strategies for countering what the nay-sayers are putting out there.
The trick, though, has been looking for the trigger. At first I thought it might be the whole, “killing Granny” gambit, but that had run out of steam by mid-August. The Death Panels, a la Sarah Palin, was astonishing for the traction it got; it was fun to say (deeeaaath paannnelll), and made a good chant for the Astro-Turfers, but I didn’t think it was the trigger. Palin is just too much of a loose cannon to have been a key component in the Nuclear Option plan, though her rants probably helped the Opponents stay under budget on their advertising. The whole Town Hall disruptor concept was really impressive on one level, because it covered the entire August Recess for Congress, but it got old, too, and with the exception of the wing-nuts carrying guns to presidential appearances (notice how deafeningly quiet the NRA has been on that whole thing????), even the recess-mania would have died out sooner.
The drone of the GOP representatives and senators, except when Sen. Grassley, and now Sen. Enzi, say something really inane, has become so much background noise. Nobody’s heard anything from Boehner or McConnell in a couple of weeks. Orrin Hatch and John McCain have been caught off guard because they had such good relationships with Teddy Kennedy, whose death from cancer, and valiant fight for life, has to have really messed up the Opponent’s playbook. They started whining about “not politicizing” his death for Democratic advantage before the poor man’s body was even cold–that’s a clear sign of desperation. It’s also not going to work.
Enter Michael Steele, chairman of the Republican National Convention. As August has worn on, Steele has been more vocal. But he’s got a problem. He kind of talks with a logic that is a combination of George W. Bush and Sarah Palin, which is to say, unless he’s ticking off the predetermined talking points, he just doesn’t make very good sense.
And face it, he has gotten the whole Medicare thing tied into such a crazy knot, nobody knows what he really believes, much less what he means. Unless the plan is to get everybody to confused: the Republicans can always claim they are right, which is certainly a possibility. It doesn’t have to make sense, as long as you can talk in circles so circuitous people lose track of what you’re saying. I think that’s called a shell game. It’s great if you’re at a Penn and Teller show in Las Vegas, but if it is coming from the senior executive of a political party that can be elected to govern the country, it’s terrifying.
And now to the “Survey.”
Here’s the actual question #4:
The Worst Survey Question in the History of the World. Courtesy of the RNC Health Reform Questionnaire, August 2009.
So, is this the trigger to detonate the Nuclear Option? Or is it a diversion thrown into the public arena by the GOP/Big Medicine operatives to pull our attention away from what really will be the blast to end all blasts? It, of course, hit all the blogs, as well as John Stewart’s show, so if this is the trigger, whoever wrote the question will be nominated for the “Inartful Nincompoop” award by the National Association of Survey Question Writers. It has been suggested that the government of Myanmar could use a survey question writer with exactly these skills.
Ah, but the question is: who will be revealed as having “suggested that the government would use voter registration, etc.?”
The drama is beginning to take on the scope of a Cecil B. DeMille film, only this time named “The Ten Survey Questions” with Michael Steele playing the part of Moses (now that Charlton Heston is dead–BTW, did they ever pry his gun from his cold dead hands–Has the National Enquirer cleared that up, yet?), pleading with Pharaoh Obama (this will send the birthers into fits of apoplexy; his forged birth certificate is from KENYA not EGYPT, you idiots!) to let his people go to escape the inglorious servitude and slavery to a world-standard health care, forced onto their backs by their Democratic taskmasters.
I hope they consult Google Earth before they go. That last 40 years in the wilderness thing was a real drag. Besides, mass migrations by 30 or 40 million Republicans with lots of guns and a big chip on their shoulders is going to have some logistic problems, let alone getting visas, parade permits for 40 million, all that stuff. They can’t even go to Texas and secede. The Constitution won’t allow it (I looked it up).
But here’s an idea. Maybe the plan by the GOP/Big Medicine is to unleash ten plagues. H1N1 already has some folks suspicious it’s a manufactured virus. But that won’t work, because then you’d need lots of access to medical care for your own people so they’ll survive the plague (lamb’s blood over the door-casing isn’t going to work this time), and the government will have to coordinate the emergency care, and, darnit, you just have to stand on principle and oppose that.
The drama continues. The Sniffer is working around the clock.
“The envelope please, Mr. Steele. And the winner is…” Click.